Happy Weekend

Prashant Tamang is still making news, and he truly deserves it. But, it’s getting little monotonous for me seeing his picture in many sites/blogs , including mine. So here is something new, refreshing to eyes.

Happy Friday to you all !

Picture Source: Mike Baldwin

Marriages and wives

One of my friend forwarded me an email, and the content published hereafter is from that email. No offense to anybody, please read it with lil’ sense of humor.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. Nash

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Anonymous